Finding ourselves laughing out loud at the dead-of-night utterances of "Mild mannered English husband, Adam" as chronicled in Karen Slavick-Lennard's blog Sleep Talkin' Man. We hear from Mashable that this blog has truly gone viral with more than half a million visitors, 20,000 facebook fans and 10,000 followers on twitter. Adam seems to have something to say every night and often says five or six crazy phrases. Be warned that some are not suitable for small children. Here are a few of his latest:
"Babies don't bounce. They don't bounce! Shame. It'd be much more fun if they bounce.""I think you should sit down. Surely your ankles can't take the weight."
"Come back. Come back. Come baaaaack.""Tick tock tick tock... Everybody's waiting. It's time for me to shine."
"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."
"I'm here! I know, I brighten the room. Everything's better.""No dog, no play. It's as simple as that."
"Yes, I can get away with wearing leather chaps. Just not on a windy day."
"Yeah, falling in love is WONDERFUL. Especially when it's with me."
"Hooray for me! Yup, I said it. Now the rest of you can join in."
"Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don't stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I'm sure."
So, take yourself straight to Karen's blog for more sleep talkin' man chatter.
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